Programming Languages

If what you want is an object-oriented, compiled, nominative strongly statically typed language with non-nullable reference types that supports detailed run-time type introspection, operator overloading, generics, method pointers, closures, class references, virtual constructors, exceptions, and direct memory manipulation, avoids function overloading, and has full mature Unicode support, a rich set of libraries, and a vibrant community, you are out of luck:

Language Paradigm Execution Type-checking Non-nullable reference types RTTI Operator Overloading Function Overloading Generics Method pointers Closures Class references Virtual constructors Exceptions Language support for enumeration Direct memory manipulation Automatic memory management Native Unicode support Community and libraries Other notable failings
C Procedural Native Nominative weak static no no no no no n/a no n/a n/a no no yes None no Rich Function pointers, strings
C++ Object-oriented Native Nominative weak static unsound very limited yes yes yes limited yes no n/a yes yes yes Limited limited Rich
C# Object-oriented VM Nominative strong static unsound yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes limited Garbage collection yes Rich Controlled by Microsoft
Dart Object-oriented, functional Yes Nominative strong static yes no yes no yes yes yes no n/a yes yes limited Garbage collection limited Rich Controlled by Google
FreePascal Object-oriented Native Nominative strong static no yes yes yes yes yes planned yes yes yes yes yes Limited planned Limited One-based strings
Go Concurrent procedural Native with runtime Structural strong static no yes no no no limited yes no n/a limited limited limited Garbage collection yes Limited Case-for-visibility; controlled by Google
Java Object-oriented VM Nominative strong static no comprehensive no yes limited no planned yes no yes no no Garbage collection yes Rich
JavaScript Prototypes VM Implicit dynamic no comprehensive no no n/a no yes yes yes yes limited no Garbage collection limited Rich Extremely limited compile-time checking
Perl 5 Yes VM Implicit dynamic no limited yes no n/a no yes yes yes yes no no Garbage collection yes Rich Unmaintainable
Python Object-oriented VM Dynamic no yes yes no n/a yes yes yes yes yes yes no Garbage collection yes Rich

If you know enough about a language to add it here, let me know (ian@hixie.ch). I'm interested in adding Kotlin and Swift in particular.